Guilty Pleasure

Hello Friend,

So I was talking to a friend the other day about some of the stunts men pull to get with women. It's funny how some things that make no sense at all are seen as actual tools to attract the opposite sex. Anyway, the discussion led us to question one senseless tactic...why do men pull the "guilt" move? Okay so let me explain. This is when I am speaking to you and try my best to play on your sympathies for me. It's sort of how one of those info commercials about saving the world play on our universal human emotions causing us to dig deep into our bank accounts. Well, this is the same tactic however it involves "sex" and us as women digging into our...you know. So, tell me how if a desperate man hasn't been with a woman in a long time, he will desperately throw that out there. At this point I'm not even sure to view him as a "man", but more as an alien from another planet who lacks communication skills with our species. Now this "alien", will state his position (or lack there of), as if somehow you can change this. Somehow by you being with him, it will move the cosmos of our planets, throwing him back into the game. Well I'm not sure how many of you watch Yu-Gi-Oh, but if you watch it then you will see that once an opposite character gains points, you of course lose yours!!! Meanwhile, you are trying to figure out how his need is any of your problem? How can you guilt trip a woman into feeling that she should be with you, because basically you haven't found anyone who wants you? This must be tactics that only work when you as a female are having one of those low days. You know...you woke up and didn't feel pretty (or human for that matter). Last time I checked sex and relationships aren't sympathetic. Officially there is a new meaning to the term "guilty pleasure". Muah!!!